JYNX

 

We personally would like to change this Pokemon’s name to Nicki Minaj. Well, desperately.

We rate: Everything’s fake /10

MUK

 

If Ekans is Snake spelled backward and Arbok is Kobra spelled backwards, then what is Muk then? Why would they even think of that? Well played.

 

We rate this: Muk u/10

MR MIME

Pokemon Name: Mr. Mime. There are sightings of a GIRL Mr mine in the wild, shouldn’t it be called Mrs/Ms. Mime. Gamefreak are you sexist? 

We rate: Mime/10

GOLDUCK

 

Pokemon Name: Golduck

Root words: “Gold” and “Duck”

Gamefreak, we know you’re lazy about naming your pokemons… but please, make this duck gold! This guy is better suited for that name

We rate: Bronze/10

ARTICUNO ZAPDOS MOLTRES

Pokemon names: ArticUNO ZapDOS MolTRES. Ahh, the three famous legendary birds. We all know that the end of their names are 1,2,3 in Spanish. Really clever, I guess. Well I guess we’ll give GameFreak this one it’s pretty clever.

We rate: ocho/10. See, we can do it too.

 

VAPOREON

Pokemon Name: Vaporeon. Vapor-eon.VAPE NAYSH YA’LL.

We rate: 420 /10

 

EKANS

Pokemon name: EKANS. It’s the reverse of snake. Good job, GameFreak. You’re so clever

We rate: evif/10

SEEL

Name of Pokemon: SEEL. Its a seal. Genius.

We rate: Creative/10.