JYNX

 

We personally would like to change this Pokemon’s name to Nicki Minaj. Well, desperately.

We rate: Everything’s fake /10

XATU

 

Ahhhhhhh Such a great creature, such a name that I don’t even know how to pronounce. Seriously though, how do I pronounce its name?

 

This : Xeven(lol mb)/10

MUK

 

If Ekans is Snake spelled backward and Arbok is Kobra spelled backwards, then what is Muk then? Why would they even think of that? Well played.

 

We rate this: Muk u/10

LICKILICKY

 

As if Lickytung was not enough, GameFreak even came up with a muuuuuuuuch, much weirder name, “Lickilicky.” Like why the heck they would name it with Licky to start with? They even named it TWICE!! Not cool.

We rate this: Suck it/10

PURUGLY

 

This name seems like it came from the words “pure” and “ugly.” Its the perfect Pokemon that you would use to roast hoes. The Pokemon itself is not that ugly though, just fat. Flabulousely fat, hehe sorry.

Name rate: I love cats/10

CLAMPERL

Pokemon Name: Clamperl.

I have a Clamp, I have a Pearl… UGHHH!! Clamperl!

We rate: clapped/10

WYNAUT

Pokemon Name: Wynaut. Why name a pokemon like this? because,   (kill me)

We rate: 10/10

LEDYBA

Pokemon Name: Ledyba. We think Gamefreak’s company needs some firing to do, because someone’s drunk while naming their pokemon…
Employee 1 : Hey dude, we need a new bug pokemon
Employee 2: aaaah… I gto an idae right here~~ aah.. This Ladybug *hiccups* this “Ledyba” right here is the new star…

We rate: 6 legs/10

MR MIME

Pokemon Name: Mr. Mime. There are sightings of a GIRL Mr mine in the wild, shouldn’t it be called Mrs/Ms. Mime. Gamefreak are you sexist? 

We rate: Mime/10

GOGOAT

Pokemon name: Gogoat.

I mean, how do you call out this Pokemon? Go Gogoat! What the hell. It isn’t even a goat, it’s a RAM. GameFreak, come on.

We rate: fourfour/ten